U.S. SENATOR OR HOBBIT?: List by Abe Kemmis



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1. Rory
2. Saxby
3. Thad
4. Otho
5. Arlen
6. Fredegar
7. Adelard
8. Orrin



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SENATORS:
2: Saxby Chambliss (R-Georgia)
3: Thad Cochran (R-Mississippi)
5: Arlen Specter (D-Pennsylvania)
8: Orrin Hatch (R-Utah)



HOBBITS:
1: Rorimac Brandybuck, Master of Buckland
4: Otho Sackville-Baggins, first cousin to Bilbo Baggins
6: Fredegar “Fatty” Bolger, anti-Sauruman militant leader
7: Adelard Took: Shire resident, umbrella thief


via McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: U.S. Senator or Hobbit?